bbcsherlockpickuplines:

“Don’t you want me on the floor too? And on the bed, and on the couch, and on the table, and against the wall…”

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cumberbitchsandwich:

cockney-bitch:

sporadic-random-thoughts:

Benedict Cumberbatch attends the fifth annual Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic on June 2, 2012 in Jersey City.

I give up.

FUCK YES

curiousitykilledmy-innocence:

IF I EVER GET MARRIED.

(Source: alcohol-is-sexyy)

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before people get to know me: Oh my god you're so shy...and quiet...it's adorable
after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP

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mycroft-queenofcake:

galifianafuck:

why wasn’t benedict cumberbatch in men in black 3

he was, they just used the neuralizer so we all forgot

ishipjohnlock247:

how could he!!!

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